For the past 10 minutes Sasha had been pretending to be a cat, and as I petted her and gave her imaginary kitty food I recited a few cat facts. She abruptly stopped pretending to be a cat, and said in this very annoyed voice, "Please stop talking about cats."
Me: "Are you excited to go trick-or-treating on Halloween?"
Sasha, adamant: "NO."
As I sing the chorus to "This is Halloween" from Nightmare Before Christmas: "I know that exactly same song!"
"You know what? All food is from the store. But some of it is from farms, and some of it is made in factories. So you can go to the farm to get foods from the grocery store and factories."
"Santa Claus has the same initials as me. If Santa Claus had initials. I don't think he does."
"I know how that song goes. But don't trust me."
"Books are like movies, except books the screen is in your head. I think I like real screens better."
"At the morning meeting our principal did a dance. He was really bad at it. It looked like a cowboy wearing a tie, which is very unlikely."