"Pretty much everyone in my family is a vampire zombie by now."
"My mom is a cleaner-beaner. I don't really know what that means."
"Art is French." (it turns out she was making a generalization based on the beret-wearing artist trope)
"I'm too old for regular parks, I just like amusement parks now."
And a mini edition of Jaden Says (I'm babysitting him once a week now):
"I wished for love and I got a mermaid!"