"The teacher wasn't actually a bad teacher, just the class was misbehavinged."
"You know how I'm a barefoot walker?"
"I look like Santy because I have the same initials. I'm twins with Santa."
"Sometimes I like to see the smell, you know?"
"I wish my hair sticked up. If it was as long as Rapunzel's and it sticked up it could hit the ceiling!"
"I was such a grubber when I was a baby."
"I like to really mess up my hair."