"If my mom was a horse she would have shorter hair."
Singing me a song she composed (clearly on the spot): "I don't have any rights to get what I want, but I have needs, needs, needs."
"Do you know why I like Word Girl so much? Because I am Word Girl. But don't tell my parents."
"Ezra has laughing skill. And pooping skill."
Referring to the playbill/program brochure from a recent children's theatre show: "I got autographs on the flipper!"
Listening to an orchestral piece on the Classical music station: "This reminds me of country music."
Apropos of nothing: "You know what? Ezra was homeborn, but I was born in a birth center."
"When I grow up, I don't want to own a car. Cars are not as good for the environment." [context: Sasha and I have talked about how I choose not to own a car, and that I bike and bus everywhere.]