On weeds: "If you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you."
After watching the debates with her parents, who reportedly didn't really talk about their views with her: "I like Obama but I don't like Governor Mitt Romney. He seems greedy. I'm voting for Obama."
"Guess who my favorite character in Totoro is? Miyazaki." [Miyazaki is the art director, which she knows]
Referring to slugs: "They're stretched out so they're thinnyer."
Sasha: "Can I watch a movie? You said I could watch a movie when we got home."
Me: "I really don't remember saying you could watch a movie."
Sasha: "Trust me, you did. I'm a kid, so I have a better rememberer than you."
"Pumpkins are fruits because they grow on a vine. All things that grow
on vines are fruits. Take my word for it. If you want to. You can decide
if you want to take my word for it."
"Spiderman got bited by a spider that had chemicals in it, and then he started cobbing web."
"Know why I want to watch Rugrats? Because it reminds me of my boyfriend. Because it has love in it."
Later in the conversation: "I love Q, that's why he's my boyfriend. But he doesn't like me because he's afraid I might kiss him. So I'm not his girlfriend."