"I had a scrape that was really blooded."
Referring to her newly-pierced, currently infected earlobes: "My ears are affected."
"The guy who mows our grass is Haspanish. Wanna know his secret?" She leans in conspiratorially and whispers: "He's cute."
Out of absolutely nowhere: "YMCA: Crazy."
"Don't get into my privacy!"
"I have a couple boyfriends. One is named Q*. And my other one is named Milo*. And my second one — I don’t have a second one."
High fives,
-MP
*not their real names
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