"My mom has a birthday really soon. It's this year. I have a birthday next year." (Sasha's birthday is next month)
"My mom is 30 right now. She's turning 41."
"There's a kid in my class who acts kinda weird, and I'm scared he will grow up and kill people."
"Murderers are not real."
"I tried wingardium leviosa [a levitating spell from Harry Potter] on my brother so he would hit his head on the ceiling, but it didn't work."
"Once, we had a kitten, but it jumped on my head so we had to throw it away." [Turns out she meant that it was too wild, so her family gave it away.]